I Went to Walmart And It Took FOREVER To Leave!

Ever since they started sending people to prison for going outside, I tried to limit how often I leave home because I don't feel like dealing with this Coronavirus bullshit. Unfortunately, I was running out of milk so I had to go ahead and get some from Walmart. I could've had it delivered to me,… Continue reading I Went to Walmart And It Took FOREVER To Leave!

Coronavirus Proves America Was Never Free

Today is Easter. Usually people go to church then go to the park to have a Easter Egg Hunt with family and friends. But not this year, for the past month, states across this country shut down businesses they didn't deem "essential" costing millions of people their jobs. And if being unable to pay your… Continue reading Coronavirus Proves America Was Never Free

Hi Russian Bot Followers!

I took time off from writing (again) because I was just too busy doing other things. Since my absence, three Russian bots followed me. All three had only three posts and wanted you to have sex with young women (I hope). I have to ask, what made them follow me? Did they like my Kobe… Continue reading Hi Russian Bot Followers!

The Problem With Apu Had An Easy Solution, But Fox Was Too Scared To Solve It.

There's reports that Hank Azaria will no longer voice Apu Nahasapeemapetilon finally caving to pressure from the woke crowd over the stereotypical Indian character. The Simpsons have several stereotypical characters including BumbleBee Man, Martin Prince, Comic Book Guy, Fat Tony, Rich Texan, Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, Groundskeeper Willie, Luigi Risotto and others. But Apu gets… Continue reading The Problem With Apu Had An Easy Solution, But Fox Was Too Scared To Solve It.

Zatanna! Why Are You So Goddamn Slow And Weak?

As I said last year, I'm addicted to DC Legends and I'm not even getting paid to say that. But there's one character who I use a lot, but GODDAMN she annoys me sometimes and that's Zatanna. I don't mean annoy as in I hate her (that's reserved for Harley Quinn). I mean annoy as… Continue reading Zatanna! Why Are You So Goddamn Slow And Weak?

I’m Addicted To DC Legends

I've been playing DC Legends for nearly two years and since it encompasses most of my day, I rather as well blog about it. Even if i'm not getting paid for this. I intended to blog about the Myles Garrett-Mason Rudolph fight, but I was busy doing RED Alerts. I was gonna do a post… Continue reading I’m Addicted To DC Legends

You Can’t Choose Your Family, But You Can Choose Whether You Want To Visit Them Or Not

Thanksgiving is nearly here and millions of people are on the road, in the sky or sailing a boat to spend time with their family. Most times, it's a joyous occasion to spend a couple of days with your parents, siblings, uncles/aunts and other relatives. But for a lot of people, it's nerve wracking because… Continue reading You Can’t Choose Your Family, But You Can Choose Whether You Want To Visit Them Or Not

I Love Football, But I Don’t Trust Those Who Run It.

When you support a person, product, company, etc, there's a good chance that you have to make due with whatever baggage that comes with it. Whether that's an athlete with legal issues, a company that has a racist past or a country that throws a hissy fit if you criticize them (who also uses a… Continue reading I Love Football, But I Don’t Trust Those Who Run It.

Life As A Slacker

I had high expectations. I graduated in the top percentage of my high school class. I avoided drugs, gangs, and knocking up my classmates. I'm smart, respectful of others and articulate. My family, friends and teachers expected me to become a huge success in life in the world of business. But once I entered the… Continue reading Life As A Slacker