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The Problem With Apu Had An Easy Solution, But Fox Was Too Scared To Solve It.

There's reports that Hank Azaria will no longer voice Apu Nahasapeemapetilon finally caving to pressure from the woke crowd over the stereotypical Indian character. The Simpsons have several stereotypical characters including BumbleBee Man, Martin Prince, Comic Book Guy, Fat Tony, Rich Texan, Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel, Groundskeeper Willie, Luigi Risotto and others. But Apu gets… Continue reading The Problem With Apu Had An Easy Solution, But Fox Was Too Scared To Solve It.

Zatanna! Why Are You So Goddamn Slow And Weak?

As I said last year, I'm addicted to DC Legends and I'm not even getting paid to say that. But there's one character who I use a lot, but GODDAMN she annoys me sometimes and that's Zatanna. I don't mean annoy as in I hate her (that's reserved for Harley Quinn). I mean annoy as… Continue reading Zatanna! Why Are You So Goddamn Slow And Weak?

Future Hall Of Famer Antonio Gates Retires

I didn't watch many Chargers games since I don't live on the West Coast and I refuse to watch CBS unless I had too. But with all that I still knew he was a damn good player. Seriously, he has the most TDs for a TE! Sure, he has no RINGZZZZ, but if people are… Continue reading Future Hall Of Famer Antonio Gates Retires

Congratulations To All The College Football Champions

FBS NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP: LSU TIGERS 42 CLEMSON TIGERS 25 FCS: NORTH DAKOTA ST. BISON 28 JAMES MADISON DUKES 20 D-II: WEST FLORIDA ARGONAUTS 48 MINNESOTA ST MAVERICKS 40 STAGG BOWL: NORTH CENTRAL CARDINALS 41 WISCONSIN-WHITEWATER WARHAWKS 14 NAIA: MORNINGSIDE (IOWA) MUSTANGS 40 MARIAN (INDIANA) KNIGHTS 38 NJCAA: MISSISSIPPI GULF COAST BULLDOGS 24 LACKAWANNA (PA) FALCONS… Continue reading Congratulations To All The College Football Champions

I’m Addicted To DC Legends

I've been playing DC Legends for nearly two years and since it encompasses most of my day, I rather as well blog about it. Even if i'm not getting paid for this. I intended to blog about the Myles Garrett-Mason Rudolph fight, but I was busy doing RED Alerts. I was gonna do a post… Continue reading I’m Addicted To DC Legends

You Can’t Choose Your Family, But You Can Choose Whether You Want To Visit Them Or Not

Thanksgiving is nearly here and millions of people are on the road, in the sky or sailing a boat to spend time with their family. Most times, it's a joyous occasion to spend a couple of days with your parents, siblings, uncles/aunts and other relatives. But for a lot of people, it's nerve wracking because… Continue reading You Can’t Choose Your Family, But You Can Choose Whether You Want To Visit Them Or Not

If You Don’t Cook Turkey On Thanksgiving Because It Comes Out Dry, You Can’t Cook

I'm no MasterChef and I sure as hell not gonna win any chili cookoffs anytime soon. BUT, what I can do is keep my turkey (and meats in general) from drying out. Every year I hear about people refusing to cook turkey for Thanksgiving because it always comes out dry. They act like it's a… Continue reading If You Don’t Cook Turkey On Thanksgiving Because It Comes Out Dry, You Can’t Cook

I Love Football, But I Don’t Trust Those Who Run It.

When you support a person, product, company, etc, there's a good chance that you have to make due with whatever baggage that comes with it. Whether that's an athlete with legal issues, a company that has a racist past or a country that throws a hissy fit if you criticize them (who also uses a… Continue reading I Love Football, But I Don’t Trust Those Who Run It.

Life As A Slacker

I had high expectations. I graduated in the top percentage of my high school class. I avoided drugs, gangs, and knocking up my classmates. I'm smart, respectful of others and articulate. My family, friends and teachers expected me to become a huge success in life in the world of business. But once I entered the… Continue reading Life As A Slacker